Blonde Jokes

Contractor

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out &quotGREEN SIDE UP!” In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled &quotGREEN SIDE UP!” The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked over to the window, opened it and yelled &quotGREEN SIDE UP!” The lady then asked him, &quotWhy do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?” The contractor replied, &quotI’m sorry, but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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