Blonde Joke
There’s this blond and this brunette. And they’re in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the elevator, and the women are like “Woo-hoo, that guy is fine” and “Mmm…he’s got a nice butt”, and stuff like that.
Then they notice that he has dandruff.
When he gets off of the elevator, the women burst out laughing.
The brunette, giggles and says: “Oh, man, someone should give him head and shoulders.”
And the blond, confused, says: “Really? Well, how do you give someone shoulders?”
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” said the blonde, “I will go and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “To apply, push up bottom.”
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Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
-It doesn’t show the dirt
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
-Fisher-Price.
Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
-The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
-It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
-It matches their mustache.
Why is the color brunette considered evil?
-When’s the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
-Check her for a pulse.
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
-A brunette rabbit
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
-”What part of ‘yes’ don’t you understand?”
Why did God create brunettes?
-So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
-The invitation.
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
-From their underarms.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
-Gay, married, or a hostage.
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
-By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
-Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
-Startled.
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Two blonde roommates went shopping one day. On the way, one blonde told the other that she had forgotten to switch off the iron. The second blonde turned to her friend and very cooly assured her that the house would not catch fire as she had left the tap running.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
Hes going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says “Ive heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a persons physical attributes have to do with their wroth as a human been?”
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement. “Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community,” she continued, “and reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimmination against not only blondes but women at large… all in the name of humor.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, “You stay out of this , mister, Im talking to that little bastard on your knee!”.
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