Blonde Jokes From Canada
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “It’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
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There were 3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. There was this magic mirror, and if you said a lie in front of it, you would disappear.
The redhead went up to it and said “I am the prettiest girl in the world” Poof, she disappeared.
The brunette went up to the mirror and said “I think I am the prettiest girl in the world” Poof, she disappeared.
The blonde went up to the mirror and said “I Think…” Poof she disappeared.
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Two blondes are walking down the street.
One of the blondes gets a pocket mirror out to see how she’s looking.
She says to her friend. “I recognise that person in the mirror”
Her friend says, “Let me have a look”
Then replies “Of course you do its me.
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A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.
The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?” The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay”, looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?”
"Because,” the little boy said with great exasperation, "I’m the fucking goalie.”
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A blonde’s car breaks down on Interstate 10 one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers…
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this Interstate occurs. It’s not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?”
"My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?” asks the cop.
And she said…
"Those are my emergency flashers!”
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