One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ‘’It’s supposed to be a tiger!'’ Sally cried. ‘’Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'’
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There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take in their beauty. She noticed the farmer just standing there watching too. She walked up to him asked some questions on raising sheep. She then asked, “If I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I have one”? The farmer agreed. She guessed, 387. The farmer said that was correct. So, go take your pick on which one you want. She went into the flock and then to her car. The farmer stopped her, and asked, “If I can guess what your natural hair color is, can I have my DOG back”?
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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. “It’s the only one I’ve got for $599, take it or leave it.” She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, “I’d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.”
The man behind the counter tells her, “Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word.”
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. “I’d like to send one word, please.”
“And what word would that be?” inquires the man.
“Comfortable.” replies the brunette.
The man asks, “I’m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?”
The brunette replies, “My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow…”
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There was a Blonde woman, a Brunette woman and a Red-haired woman. The Red-haired woman said, “I was gong through my daughter’s stuff lastnight and I found a pack of ciggarettes. I can’t believe my daughter smokes!”
The Brunette woman said, “I was going through my daughter’s stuff last night and I found a bottle of liquor. I can’t believe my daughter drinks!”
The Blonde woman said, “I was going through my daughter’s stuff last night and I found a pack of condoms. I can’t believe my daughter has a penis!”
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?
The blonde says, “Sure anything.”
“Well, I’ve been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?” the man replies.
“I don’t know, say $50 bucks.”
“Sounds good. Go ahead and get started.” He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, “Who was at the door?” He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, “$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more.”
“But that’s all she said she wanted, and anyway she’s a dumb blonde!”
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, “All done.”
With a surprised look on his face, “I can’t believe it, you’re already done painting the entire porch.”
“Yes, and by the way it’s not a porch it’s a Ferrari.”
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