Well a blonde brunette and a redhead got their car stuck in the middle of the desert. the brunette brings sandwiches in case the get hungry on the walk home. the Redhead brings water in case they get thirsty. the blonde brings the car door.
“y u bring the car door they asked her”
” in case we get hot we can roll down the window”
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One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator.
He stood up on the counter and anounced “If i stick my cock and balls into this gators mouth, let the gator shut his jaws and pull them out without a scratch on ‘em you’ll all buy me a drink.”
The crowed looked up at the man and nodded with glee.
So the man whipped out his cock and balls and stuck them in the gators mouth then shut the gators jaws.
A few moments later he hit it on the head with a beer bottel and the gators mouth flung open, he pulled his genitilia out without a scratch.
As he was collecting his first free drink he looked to the crowed and asked if anybody would like to try.
A hush blew over the crowed.
All of a sudden a hand shot up in the back.” I would said the blond lady if you promis not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle.
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A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”
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A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service.
The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her.
“Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone.”
“All gone?”, the friend asks, shocked.
“Yes”, said the widow.
“I don’t understand”, says the friend. “How did you already go through $10,000?”
“Well, it is really not as bad as you think.” says the widow.
“I had to pay $5500 for his funeral and burial, $500 was donated to the church for the service, $1000 was what I spent on his suit, and $3000 was for the memorial stone.”
Puzzled, the friend looks at the widow and says “That must have been a huge stone for $3000!”
The widow answers:
“Yeah, it was 3 carats!”
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beatiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
“I told her first class isn’t going to Detroit.”
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