Smart Blonde Joke
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table, and notgetting
much activity for the evening. A very attractive blondewoman from
Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.She says,
“I hope y’all don’t mind, but I feel much luckier whenI’m completely
nude.” With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and
yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!As the dice come to a
stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “I WON, I WON!”She hugs each of
the dealers and then picks up her winnings and herclothes and quickly
departs. The dealers stare at each otherdumbfounded.Finally, one of
them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers,”I don’t know - I
thought you were watching.”Moral to this story:
Not all people from Alabama are stupid, and not all blondes are dumb …
but all men are men.
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Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in
New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie —*poof*——- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” *Poof* the mirror swallows her up.
Next a rather large brunette stands before
the mirror and says, “I’m the sexiest woman alive”. *Poof* the mirror swallows her too.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think…”. *Poof*
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter’s gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, “The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde”. The blonde says, “I don’t want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms.”
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Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can’t remember the number.
Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: “What’s a lightbulb?”
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”
Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
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A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts…”Mommy, Mommy, today we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10….1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that’s good isn’t it, Mommy?”
“Yes, dear, it is.”
“Is that because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, dear, it is.”
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, “Mommy, Mommy, today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got up to G….. A, B, C, D, E, F, G…. that’s good isn’t it, Mommy?”
Yes, dear, it is.”
“Is that because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, dear, it is.”
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says “Mommy, Mommy, we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have these!” and pulls up her top revealing a pair of 36C breasts.
“That’s good isn’t it, Mommy?”
“Yes, dear, it is,” replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“No, dear, it’s because you’re 25
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