http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com Mon, 05 May 2008 08:00:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/484/stranded-on-an-island-2/ One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' #cat#Funny Blonde ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/483/a-flaky-blonde/ A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?" #cat#Tell Me Some Blonde Jokes#/cat# ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/482/do-you-see-the-dead-bird/ They say there is a hotel in New York City that sucks you up if you tell it a lie but grants you a wish if you tell the truth. A brunnette walks up to the mirror and says" I think I am the smartest person in the ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/481/new-york-mirror/ There were 11 people holding onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/480/air-plane-came-down/ There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/479/breathe-in-breathe-out/ One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/478/blonde-death-in-the-family/ A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/477/the-alligator-shoes/ A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/476/blonde-and-horse/ A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. ... http://blonde.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/475/blonde-cell-phone/